How I Nearly Killed Two Customers

Last Friday I was finishing up a super week–totally on cloud nine and congratulating myself on a job well done. Then BAM my first customer from earlier in the day called and told me that shortly after I left her house, the entire place started smelling like rotten eggs.  She said it was so strong…

Pro Carpet Cleaners Love Ripping People Off With Deodorizer and Protector

People hate reading and learning about boring stuff.  And I can’t think of anything more boring than carpet cleaning.  I mean, I think it’s the coolest thing in the multiverse, but I’m not naive.  My customers just want me to make their carpet look nice and then get out of their hair.  Unfortunately, this makes…

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How a Three Dollar Pack of Blue Paper Towels Can Humiliate Your Carpet Cleaner

The single most common complaint about having carpet cleaned is how long it takes to dry.  Clean carpet is awesome, but waiting dozens of hours for it to dry is the pits.  Well here’s a newsflash:  DRYING the carpet should be just as important as cleaning the carpet.  Sadly, most professionals do absolutely nothing to…

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Carpet Cleaning Indianapolis

Carpet Cleaning Indianapolis FREE deep cleaning. FREE carpet protector. Stain removal…yep, FREE. Get this:  FREE PET DAMAGE TREATMENTS!!! FREE Deodorizer. 6 Month Warranty. Ridiculous Guarantee. Our owner is always on site!  Who would you rather have in your home? Not All Cleaning Services Are the Same We hand detail all edges. Use 40 mph commercial…

Bowser

Bowser the Boxer:  Indy’s Cutest Pet of 2015 Congratulations to Bowser and the Gibson family of Westfield, IN.  Bowser won in a landslide, capturing nearly a third of all votes!  Bowser is the lucky winner of the Three Dog Bakery gift card, and the rest of the Gibsons can enjoy the $25 VISA gift card. …

Today I Gave Away Nearly Three Hundred Dollars…Want In?

Looking for deals on carpet cleaning? Then look no further. It’s easy to save wads of cash when you hire Middle Key. As a matter of fact, I gave $291.50 back to customers today alone!  I did two jobs today.  The first guy saved $60, and the second customer saved a whopping $231.50! Want in…

Vote for Indy’s Cutest Pet!

UPDATE:  This Contest Has Concluded and Voting is Closed. Congratulations to Bowser the Boxer and the Gibson Family for Winning! People of greater Indianapolis, it’s time to vote for the cutest pet of 2015!  We have 18 submissions that will melt your heart and have you stumbling around in a cuteness-induced stupor. Bragging rights and…

Indy’s Cutest Pet 2015

UPDATE:  This Contest Has Concluded and Voting is Closed. Congratulations to Bowser the Boxer and the Gibson Family for Winning! First of all, let me thank all the entrants who are participating in this contest.  There’s been so much interest, I think we might make it an annual event! So here’s how this works.  Please…

Do You Have Indy’s Cutest Pet? Prove it and Win!

UPDATE 4/4/2015:  The Submissions Period for This Contest is Now Closed.  Submissions Are No Longer Being Accepted. A big part of our business here at Middle Key is cleaning up after pet accidents.  To show my appreciation for your wonderful companion animals, I’m running a contest for Indy’s cutest pet!  Think your dog, cat, rabbit,…